“Why would anyone ever need this?”
– Famous Last Words of the Guy Who Dropped his Keys in the Lake
Green, Red, Blue, Orange
Dry off or lay out and get some rays on the Madam Carroll Beach Towel! A simple design, these towels are all white with a blue logo and the words “Lake Freeman’s Best Party” printed under it… because, well we are. Its a known fact that anyone who lays out on a MC beach towel instantly looks 25% more attractive.
The actual dimensions of this towel are 5 feet long and 2.5 feet across – ignore the “dimensions” listed below, that’s just for shipping purposes.
Party in the front, and party in the back. This Madam Carroll ball cap utilizes revolutionary technology making it one-size-fits-all! That’s right, the back of the hat is adjustable! The front face of this stylish head piece is white with the Madam Carroll logo in red and blue – because America, that’s why. The back of the hat is a breathable black mesh, so you don’t overheat when you start partying hard.
These hats are limited edition, and when they are gone, they are gone! Step up your fashion game and order one today.
Probably the coolest hoodie ever made. These Madam Carroll hoodies are navy blue with the ship’s logo on the front and “Lets Get Ship Faced” on the back. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
Sure, it might just “look” like a coffee mug, but its so much more! First of all, as you can tell from the photos, this is a pretty big ass mug. It has “The Madam Carroll” written out on one side with an image of the boat on the other – so when people ask, “Whats the Madam Carroll” you can just swing that other side around and explain its the largest boat in Indiana and likely the best party too.
Here are some things that make this mug special:
With someone with a future as bright as yours, you should really have some Madam Carroll shades.
Probably the coolest t-shirt ever made. These Madam Carroll tees are neon green with the ship’s logo on the front and “Lets Get Ship Faced” on the back. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
Get ship-faced without sacrificing the frosty goodness of your beverage!
Perfect to stick on… anything, literally.