Size Matters Madam Carroll Hoodie
Probably the coolest hoodie ever made. These Madam Carroll hoodies are black with the ship’s logo on the front and “Size Matters” on the back. Why? Because size does matter and she’s lying if she tells you otherwise. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
The Madam Carroll Ball Cap
Party in the front, and party in the back. This Madam Carroll ball cap utilizes revolutionary technology making it one-size-fits-all! That’s right, the back of the hat is adjustable! The front face of this stylish head piece is white with the Madam Carroll logo in red and blue – because America, that’s why. The back of the hat is a breathable black mesh, so you don’t overheat when you start partying hard.
These hats are limited edition, and when they are gone, they are gone! Step up your fashion game and order one today.
The Madam Carroll Coffee Mug
Sure, it might just “look” like a coffee mug, but its so much more! First of all, as you can tell from the photos, this is a pretty big ass mug. It has “The Madam Carroll” written out on one side with an image of the boat on the other – so when people ask, “Whats the Madam Carroll” you can just swing that other side around and explain its the largest boat in Indiana and likely the best party too.
Here are some things that make this mug special:
- You can pour in some coffee AND add alcohol! No one will ever know you are drinking at your desk…
- It has the Madam Carroll on it and that makes YOU look sophisticated
- All the cool kids have these mugs and more people will accept you for purchasing one