
Size Matters Madam Carroll Black Hoodie
Probably the coolest hoodie ever made. These Madam Carroll hoodies are black with the ship’s logo on the front and “Size Matters” on the back. Why? Because size does matter and she’s lying if she tells you otherwise. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
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Size Matters Madam Carroll Black Tee
Probably the coolest t-shirt ever made. These Madam Carroll tees are black with the ship’s logo on the front and “Size Matters” on the back. Why? Because size does matter and she’s lying if she tells you otherwise. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
Please visit the Boat for limited sizes and quantities. Inventory is currently being updated and may not match the options below.

Ship-Faced Madam Carroll Red Tee
Probably the coolest t-shirt ever made. These Madam Carroll tees are light blue with the ship’s logo on the front and “Lets Get Ship Faced” on the back. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
Please visit the Boat for limited sizes and quantities. Inventory is currently being updated and may not match the options below.

Ship-Faced Madam Carroll Light Blue Tee
Probably the coolest t-shirt ever made. These Madam Carroll tees are light blue with the ship’s logo on the front and “Lets Get Ship Faced” on the back. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
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Madam Carroll Sunglasses
With someone with a future as bright as yours, you should really have some Madam Carroll shades.


Ship-Faced Madam Carroll Neon Tee
Probably the coolest t-shirt ever made. These Madam Carroll tees are neon green with the ship’s logo on the front and “Lets Get Ship Faced” on the back. If you’ve ever partied on Indiana’s largest boat, then you likely need to have some Madam Carroll gear!
Please visit the Boat for limited sizes and quantities. Inventory is currently being updated and may not match the options below.